mandatoryrollercoaster:

Dinosaurs!

(Source: arijandro, via jadeyoh)

6 months

I’ve made a conscious decision to refrain from sexual activity since my last breakup. Most days I don’t really feel the void because,whatever, I’m much more interested in sexing dudes I care about at this point in my life than randoms…but still. Days like today leave me feeling so stressed I just want to hate fuck a stranger.
So,um,thanks for listening to me rant about my inability to be a healthy real life adult.

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via girl-farts)

girl-farts:

barista goals!

girl-farts:

barista goals!

(Source: steveinaspeedo, via jadeyoh)

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
Basically.

Basically.

(Source: sandandglass, via lovelygilly)

mydramaticflair:

Found this in my room and these could really help some people

(via jadeyoh)

With my love enjoying my love,with my loves <3 #aftermimosas #justbeer realladiesdrinkbeer

With my love enjoying my love,with my loves <3 #aftermimosas #justbeer realladiesdrinkbeer

vegandragon:

egobus:

they’re very proud

I really want to talk about what’s going on in the first panel.

(via lovelygilly)

Only I&#8217;m not sure anyone has ever thought I was a good dancer,but I&#8217;m take it. #thingsitextmysister #qualityqualities 😛😛😛

Only I’m not sure anyone has ever thought I was a good dancer,but I’m take it. #thingsitextmysister #qualityqualities 😛😛😛

Reading comp &amp; coffee stout  (at Krakatoa)

Reading comp & coffee stout (at Krakatoa)